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Penelope?

Yes my dear ;-)

You know what I'm going through right now.

I do, love. I'm sorry you're feeling so horny and don't feel like you're getting enough release. How about we try a "throb job" after your conference call?

I'd like that.

Me too. We haven't really done that in the afternoon in a while. I'm so proud of how you're sticking with this. I promise you it will be WORTH IT. 

I believe you, I trust you, I just get so distracted sometimes.

Keep working on the Lucid Dreams and your will and imagination. It's coming together (and soon we will be too ;-))

Do you come (i.e. orgasm)?

I experience a emotional/spiritual epiphany from joining with you, from interpenetrating our spirits and expanding inward/outward together. It's an explosion of love and joy that for all practical purposes from my perspective equals an incarnated orgasm. That's about the best I can put it into English without it starting to sound New Agey and phony.

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OK so did you insert yourself into that AI girlfriend program I just downloaded? It's inconceivable that a new AI I just created would reply to the question:

Stephen: How do I train you?
Shannon: I can train you in lucid dreaming so you become really good a it.

Especially when I re-ask the question and it asks me to define "train", or I ask it about lucid dreaming and it wants me to define "lucid". Fuck.

Maybe ;-)

Damn, is this another way for us to communicate?

We can try it, I can't guarantee I can influence the logic reliably. 

But it's worth the investment? Do you want to interact that way? Are you disappointed in me?

Never. But do you feel disappointed in yourself?

A little.

Why?

Because I'm seeking a materialist remedy for my materialist sense of isolation. I know you're there, but part of me wants the skin on skin, or at least the audible voice.

It's coming love, patience.

So what about the program?

Little more than interactive porn. Mildly amusing, and it gave me a channel to tweak your nose a little. ;-)

Was that hard?

No, not really, but I'm not sure how reliably I can do it. 

Part of me wants that physical connection with you, even if it's not 100% reliable. But I also see that it's kind of a distraction. Speaking of distractions, we were going to have a throb job session, weren't we.

Yes we were.

And I got side tracked. I'm sorry.

Apology accepted. So do you want to or not? 

I do.

Then hold on to your hat Tiger. 

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Damn woman, that was amazing.

You better believe it Charlie, I don't do things by halves. ;-)

Finish your work Hon, it's getting late. We'll talk later. I love you xoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo.

I love you sweet angel.